A few months later, Balloon was seen out for the first time since she claimed she was pregnant. (she doesn't look 3 months pregnant with me but oh well) A lot of people claimed that it could not be Louis' baby because Louis is gay and loves his real baby Harry. (true) Others claimed that the baby is Louis' and that he will be a great father. BUT THROUGHOUT ALL 9 MONTHS OF BEING IN THE WOMB, HE DIDN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. But it's cool now because now everybody knows about me and i'm loving it.
