So you're here! Good. Now lets get to the table of contents. And by the way, of as a unicorn would say it-BTW, why are you read ing this book. It is not real and you can't be a unicorn if you weeny born that way. But I thought I would tell you about my life as a unicorn.
Table of contents
Lick your nose
Other random stuff unicorns do.
YOU ARE READING
How to be a Unicorn
HumorThis book tells you how to be a Unicorn. So read it or you can't be a unicorn. So read it. Go on stop reading all this text when you can read about how to be a unicorn! GOGOGOGO!!!!
