Lightwood Brothers Guide To Everything

The Lightwood Brothers Guide to Singing

Good night young Lightwoods

Or good evening, it depends on where you are

It's always night in the underworld

But I don't suppose all our reader are deceased

Of course they are, they have to read Crystal_Wolf358s writing and we both know how painful that is

Just the thought makes my head hurt

Anyway, enough of that. I've got a feeling this chapter is going to show my true talent

What do you mean?

Don't act so ignorant, we've already discussed what this chapters about

I mean what talent?

...

I don't understand

Whose ignorant now?

You Gideon, its always been you

See what I mean

Shut up you imbecile! This is perhaps one of the most important chapters to be written

Of course, I'll finally prove that I'm better

You're more of a fool than I thought!

If I'm such a fool then you introduce the chapter

We're over a hundred words in its well past introductions

Ah! Well do it anyway

Good evening young Lightwoods, I'm Gabriel

And I'm Gideon

And welcome to our guide to singing

Now, you might not know, but when we were twelve our father sent us to the hills in the far side of Idris so the nephilim there might teach us to sing