Funny/Embarrasing STories About Me:)

FARTED IN MY CRUSH'S FACE :)

Hey HOE ima tell u a story about the time I farted in my crush's face!
So we was in fourth grade and I was in a group with him! Shit I was sooo mf happy when the teacher put us together I was doing mf flips and shit. (In my head) ok so moving on we started working and I was on the computer and he was next to me so there was stools because them cheap asses couldn't afford a mf chair! And we was talking and laughing and shit bt then my ass needed to fart I was holdin that shit in !!! Like I ain't farting today ! Everytime this nigga made me laugh I had to hold my ass together cs I am Tryna get me a husband like damn fart hold it for like 15 mins then I'll go to the mf bathroom! Anyway this is when all mf hell broke lose.My paper fell! MY MF PAPER FELl! And I had to pick it up! I thought I was mad strong I thought my ass could hold in the fart bt as soon as I went down to get the paper ...."FRrRrTtttt!" That fart jumped out my mf ass so fast and I guess this nigga went to grab my paper too and my ass was in his face! I guess he like that lol until I farted in his fuckin face I got up mad shy and shit and looked at him and this nigga said "are u ok" am I ok nigga do I look like I'm ok I just farted in ur damn face I should be asking U IF YOUR OK!Bt I said yes I'm ok and then it was mad awkward the whole class and I just sat there quiet doing my works nd ruined my chance with my husband ! So yea the moral of the story is if u gotta fart go to the mf bathroom