Annoying Things About Fanfiction

Realistic Smut

There's very little realistic smut out there. Like honest sex. Everything seems to be perfect. But real-life sex isn't. It's awkward, and funny, and silly, and basically everything that isn't written. It's said that if you don't laugh once during sex, then you're doing it wrong. If that's true, (which I like to think it is) then all those Tumblr posts are so damn wrong.