H=Hunter Y=You
H= we need to talk...
Y= okay...
H= idk. something just doesn't feel right....
Y= wdym....?
H= we've been dating for almost a year... and you've never made me a sandwich....
Y= okay, I'm going to make you one now. and I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT BECAUSE YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME OH MY GOSH.
H= hahahaha I love you <3