Keeper of the Lost Cities React

KotLC React to Cheesecake

A U T H O R ' S N O T E

Weird chapter alert, weird chapter alert. :)  Weird chapter alert, weird chapter alert. :)  Also, fret not, cheesecake lovers.  -Booyakasha- loves cheesecake too, but she thought that it would be far too redundant to do another "Human Food is Better Than Elvin Foods" react, so she decided to do one that proves that Elvin food is awesome, too.

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D I S C L A I M E R

All the views presented in this chapter are completely the author's and does not mean you have to agree. Just don't give me grief about how we share opposing views, kay?

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R A N D O M I N S P I R A T I O N A L Q U O T E

"Echoin' inside your head 
Are the words that your sweet momma said, 
"shoot for the moon, my dear" 
So you took aim out of this atmosphere 
Between high stakes and pump fakes 
You're feelin' like you can't buy a break 
I can hold your hand, but I can't turn your eyes to freedom"

- tobyMac, Move

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Sophie:  *looks at friends in a mixture of sorrow and detest*  Why did I think this would be a good idea?

Fitz:  *spooning cheesecake into his mouth in disgust*  You didn't.  Keefe forced you to.  *looks at the six hundred boxes of cheesecake surrounding them in annoyance*

Keefe:  *grumpily, his face covered in cheesecake*  Well, it's your fault, Foster.  

Sophie:  *appalled*  How is it my fault?

Keefe:  You're the one who kept all the good human stuff from us.  How was I supposed to know cheesecake wasn't one of them?

Sophie:  *rolls eyes*  I told you multiple times that you probably wouldn't like cheesecake.

Biana:  *looking nauseous as she forks more cheesecake into her mouth*  You totally did.

Dex:  *holding his stomach*  It's definitely your fault, Keefe.

Flashback:

Keefe:  *looking through a human Rachael Ray magazine*  *eyes light up*  Hey, Foster!  What's this stuff?  *points to a white, circular cake with a brown under-crust*

Sophie:  *peers over his shoulders*  *rolls eyes*  It's cheesecake, Keefe.  It's made of cream cheese and then put in a graham cracker crust.

Keefe:  *nods enthusiastically*  I only understood 23% of what you just said, but I heard the part about cake.  Can you get us some?

Sophie:  *thinks it over*  Well, I don't think you'll like it.

Keefe:  *mock offense*  And why not?

Sophie:  Don't get me wrong, it's full of sugar and stuff, so it's sweet but other than that, there's not much taste.  It's kind of an open canvas.

Keefe:  *disreguardingly*  Open canvas, open shmanvas.  You totally kept us out of the loop when it came to Lofthouse Cookies and Hershey's Chocolate, don't think you're gonna do it again!  *smashes a fist into the air*  Sleaze-cake for all!  *tilts head in confusion*  That doesn't sound right.

Sophie:  *buries head in hands*  That's because it's called cheesecake.

Fitz:  *looks up from reading a TIME magazine*  Sophie, I think you should get it for him.  Otherwise he's going to be nagging you all day.

Biana:  *reading a Vogue magazine*  Yeah, these magazines you brought us aren't going to occupy Keefe much longer.

Dex:  *grumpily as he flips through a Technology & Entertainment magazine*  If he makes another sound, I will personally Sucker Punch him all the way to the Starkrial valley.  

Sophie:  *defeated, rolling her eyes*  Fine.  But if you hate it, you are going to eat every single box I get Mr. Forkle to order.  *glares at her friends*  All of you.

Keefe:  *confidently*  Consider it a deal.  

Sophie:  *smirks*  Deal.

Fitz, Biana, and Dex:  Hey, we're not agreeing to anything!

Sophie:  *laughs*  Sorry guys, but you just did.  If you guys don't follow through, I'll get Grady to make you wash the verminion for the rest of the month!

Present Time:

Keefe:  *looking ready to puke*  Maybe Tiergan was right.  You really do have a dark side, Foster. 

Sophie:  *grins*  Don't pretend you didn't ask for it, Keefe.

Biana:  *runs to the bathroom with a hand over her mouth*

Dex:  *smashes head on table*

Fitz:  *wearily spoons another forkful of cheesecake into his mouth*  *wryly* You didn't just ask for it, Keefe.  You begged for it. 

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