First, I should probably introduce myself. I'm what you could call "Socially Awkward", but I'll try my best. The world is in danger. No, wait that's what everyone says. No one will take me seriously. How about "I saved the world"? Nah, too serious. You know what I mean, right? Yeah, OK. You get it. So yeah, this was me, an unpopular person, saving the world. It didn't make me popular. I think you figured that out on your own. I'm not even sure I should be writing this. You are the first person I have told. Keep it a secret. It can save you. Or destroy you. I really don't care.
Yeah, um, so I probably should get started. Here goes.
Whew. Glad that is over.
