Minecraft Diary of a Magma Cube

Sunday

Today I went to the Magma Cube United Church. There were so many Magma Cubes there. Some of them I didn't even know. I finally got to see my Aunt Magmie. She took care of me when I was sick. Just as the song started playing, I heard an explosion. I'm writing this during the explosion, which is not a Good Idaaltgatgad_________

ok, now i'm writing after the crazy events ended. An arrow came and hit the nether brick beside me. I grabbed my magma phone and called Oinky and the others while fighting off a group of miners with weird green swords and red-black armor - I wonder what they are. My friends came and we knocked the miners into the garbage can that goes out of the world. But just then, we got teleported to the overworld. We were in some kind of cage. The cage went hurtling through the overworld but we had to try and escape.

A huge wind hit the side of the cage and sent us towards the ocean. We hit the water with such force and we began to sink. The cage went down and down until we smashed on an underwater rock. The cage door smashed open and we began to swim, not knowing where to go. I followed Oinky to a shining light. We swam harder. When we got there, we saw a huge green-blue underwater temple. Oinky said that there is gold in the center. We swam towards it. When we got to it, I saw a scary looking pufferfish go across my vision. When I tried to collect the gold, it didn't budge at all.Oinky, Gooey, Flare and Inferno could not collect it either. Then I heard Steve's voice. There was a speaker. Inferno can't shoot fireballs when his blaze rods are wet and Flare's fireballs are destroyed on contact with water. Steve laughed as he teleported us to his jail.

We landed in the middle of this huge jail. There was a video screen with Steve laughing at us. He told us that we would never get out of here. We heard a rattling of keys and the door opened. There stood Steve's mom. She threw old food at us and told us to eat. She laughed and slammed the cell door.

Inferno charged at the door but he missed. Suddenly all the lights in the cell went out! It was complete darkness. We felt slimy things begin to move below us. They were slime chains. Once Gooey made one and not get it off the crafting table. The chains wrapped around our waist and the other side attached to the wall. How are we going to get out?
Suddenly the floor slid into the wall and we were hanging above a giant stage. I heard Steve selling tickets to a miner. We could not let that happen. We climbed up the chain, slid out and Inferno and Flare blasted fireballs at the iron door. The door slowly fell to the ground. We grabbed our big berthas and charged into..a cage? Our big berthas cut through the bars like butter. There were lots of creepers in the cage that wanted to blow up Steve's castle. There were about 1000 creepers there. 50 of them blew up the area around us. Then there was a big hole in the castle. The rest of the creepers went and blew parts of the castle down: the washroom, the bed, anything you can imagine. Inferno, Gooey, Flare, Oinky and I jumped down and found a portal to the nether: our world of fire and lava.We ran/bounced/flew down to the portal and saw Steve there with his Royal guardian armor and sword. We fought Steve with our 5 big berthas. We were strong, but Steve has the better armor. Then Bomby snuck up on Steve and blew up over and over, making a huge crater and making Steve fall into the void destroying Steve and making him respawn. Bomby took Steve's armor and sword so Steve can't use them anymore. Then I went back in the nether and wrote what you are reading
Good night!