Me- I heard for muslims, if you don't want to get married it's a sin.
Aunt- It is.
Me- I don't wanna...
Aunt- Well you have to.
Me- My ideal husbandos are from animes, deal with it.
Aunt- That's what I said when I first watched animes
Me- And now you're married to a guy that i would pretty much have a crush on if I was older.
Aunt- I thought you said you prefer short guys that are taller than you.
Me- Yes, short, feminine guys. But that will never come true, so eh.
Aunt- I see, i see. Why?
Me- *stares at aunt* What do you mean why?
Aunt- Why do you want to date short girly guys?
Me- Nothing suspicious that's for sure.
Aunt- Hmm... Okay.
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