"Yawn. I wonder what ignorant countries will bother me today." Norway said tiredly. He got out of bed and walked to his wardrobe to dress in some sexy attire
He wore an ugly Christmas sweater with some neon green shorts. It was his fave outfit.
Norway did his morning ritual of burning the Christmas hat Finland gave to him each year, and then he cooked bacon on top of it for his breKfsAt.
"Thsi is burnt" Norway sad sadly, he threw the bacon bits to the floor so that his new pet hamster Felisha could eats it.
Norway checked his Instagram. He saw that he had gained over 500 followers in one hour but then Nroway was tired of checking his Instagram and he deleted it.
"WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW HOKUOU" Norways ringtone blared from his phone and made Felisha's eardrums die. Norway picked up the phone
"What do you want you ignorant scum bag Denmark?" Norwy said polietly.
"HEY BRO CAN ME FINALD SEWNDEN AN ICLEAND COME OVER TO YOUR CRib????????"
"Why"
"YOU'RE SUXH A RECLUSE AND WE WANF TO SPEND TIME WUTH YO U
YAYAYA"
"Okay"
So then Norway waits for them
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Norway makes Fruit Salad
ActionNorwyas bros are over and they hangry • If this gets (Nordic) FIVe views I'll make another chapter
