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ashy: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

lukey: wat?

ashy: hold on to ur nuts because this is gonna be one hell of a blow job.

lukey: NSKSNSKSNAKAA

ashy: my friend michael taught me that (:

lukey: that was good

lukey: o do u no who ur friend michael got paired with?

ashy: yeah some guy named calum

lukey: cALUM??!!?!

ashy: yeah calum hood i think his name is

lukey: O MY GOSH CAL IS MY BEST FRIEND 4EVER BUT ANYWHO THATS  THE MICHAEL HES BEEN TALKING ABOUT O MY GOD HES SO OVSESSED WITH MICHAEL

ashy: oh my god mikey has been talking about calum too!

lukey: its FATE!!!!!!

i luv this book tbh

i can really just express myself

u feel me??

also this chapter is dedicated to TomlinsonXXXStyles bc that was our joke in seventh grade.

-han(:

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