You guys haven't been commenting for some reason and I don't know why. At first I was all, what the lump?! Then I realised e, so you guys probs have some serious issues or something, and you didn't think you could come to me for advice. But you were so wrong. That's why I want everyone to know that I, Lumpy Space Princess, can fix your sad lives. Ask me for advice about stuff, and I can turn all of you into my little army of LSP Wannabes. Think of it as charity. I'm hot on the inside too, you know. And I promise I will probably try not to tell everyone in Ooo all of your biggest secrets. And you can still ask me stuff about my life, because my life is so much more interesting and fulfilled than yours. Now get the lump off your hams and send me some juicy gossip about your love lives.
I will do a Valentine's Day update tomorrow full of dating advice from a special surprise guest, someone who is very experienced in these things. (Hint: Me!) Comment with requests for future special guests and I might do it!
BUMPS, ~LSP
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FanfictionHey it's me you guys, Lumpy Space Princess. I know you're probably thinking, "oh Glob, it's too good to be true!" Well it's not, so shut up 'cause I wanna talk and whatever. So yeah, ask me your questions and I'll give you all the latest gossip. Lik...
