I have learned one of the most important life lessons: if life gives you lemons, but you want apple juice, well, go to the fucking store and buy Minute Maid Apple juice, you stupid shit. Sometimes, it was even on sale! Quench your motherfucking thirst, baby- isabelleronin ~ Chasing Red
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