"Baby, what's that on the ceiling?"
"Wha—really, Sar? A picture of a mistletoe? It's just May."
"Shh. The rule applies anytime of the year."
"You are the corniest piece of shit ever."
"You're the most beautiful piece of shit ever."
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"Wait, how did you reach the ceiling?"
"Did you seriously just fucking interrupt a makeout session to fucking ask that?"
"It's a serious question! How many chairs did you have to stack up to—ow! Baby!"
"You're a bitch and I hate you."
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Conversations (gxg): Lemonade and Other Gay Shit
Romance[Completed] Lemonade and Other Gay Shit: an essentially plotless compilation of random conversations and text messages between two lesbians. Lemon \'le-mən\ (n.) : a product that does not work the way it should "Did you know that you can light shit...
