So I was in science, and we were modeling the seasons with a little earth and a flashlight sun. One of my friends put the flashlight right on Missouri, so I sank down under my desk being like "I'm burning!" I was on the floor and my teacher walked over... She said to me, "Get off the floor." And so I started to stand up, gripping the tabletop like I was about to fall and she looks at me. "What are you doing?" She asks, and I look at her and plainly say,
"Climbing out of the depths of Tartarus." LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NATURAL THING EVER.
She gave me a very concerned look.

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