Scourge: Hey midget.
Ravenpaw: *laughs hysterically*
Scourge: What? >:(
Ravenpaw: Dude, I'm bigger than you!
Scourge: No, I bet I could kill you in a single blow.
Ravenpaw: Yeah I bet you can,too!
Scourge: ok I will! * leaps at Ravenpaw*
*Ravenpaw catches him in mid-air and throws him at Firestar.. Who rips his throat out*
Ravenpaw: *licks his paw* that's what he gets for calling me a midget.

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Warrior cat conversations! LOL!
HumorThese are very funny and I hope you like them.