Random One-Shots!(requests Closed For Now)

"You're making this Job harder for me"(Sockathan)

SO I watched "welcome to hell" after YouTube harassing me with it and constantly putting it in the "Recommanded videos" List...

Sock's POV

"Soooo....You gonna kill yourself yet!"
Jonathan groaned.
"For the hundredth time NOOO! And why are you still in my house?!" I floated above him "Because I'm a demon and my job is to help you kill yourself!" I rolled his eyes and pulled his headphones and started blasting CFL, FOB, or the muses or something....
"Jonathan~ I'm never gonna leave until your dead you know!"
He growled
"I know you've told me a thousand times..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Time skippy brought to you by Toby and me Texting eachother about I want him to get me chocolate because I struggled with 2 wasps in the lounge on the way to Timothys apartment)

I watched as Jonathan scrolled through his playlist. I heard a motor and saw the Bus take a odd curve and realized it was about to hit Jon. "Jon! Look out!" I jumped at Jonathan and tackled him out of the way. "What the hell?!" He looked at me and I blushed realizing I was sitting in his lap. "U-uh, the bus w-was about to h-hit you..." He pushed me over and his face turned red "Thought you wanted me dead..." I shuffled uncomfortably, getting up. "S-s-s-sorry..." He looked at me weirdly "Yea....whatever..."

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Jonathan's POV

Jeez, Sock's been acting weird..."Hey- hey jon- heeeeeeeeyyyyy Jonny boy!" I growled, well not completely odd... "What?!" He gave me a goofy grin and I blushed. "Hi!" He giggled and I growled "Ok I'm coming for you!" His eyes widened and I shot up out of my chair. "Gah!" I tripped over the carpet and toppled Sock. He groaned softly and I opened my eyes "U-uh J-j-jon...?" I looked down and realized how close our faces were and What position we were in. "I-I um" I looked at him and it was a heavy red. "Jonathan...?" "Y-yea?"
"Your making this job harder for me..."
"W-what?!"
He grabbed my collar and yanked me down, crashing our lip's together. I blushed heavily and kissed back roughly. I licked his lower lip and he granted enter. Our tounges fought for dominance which I won and we parted.
"That was........Wow..." My eyes widened "wasn't that your first kiss?!" Sock nodded and fiddled with his skirt. "Y-yea....I-I'm sorry.." I saw tears brim his eye's and I wiped them away, caressing his cheek and kissing him softly. "I love you too...Even if you do suck at your job..." he giggled "I guess I kinda do!"