Underswap - the different timeline

UNDYNE THE GODDESS

"W-WAIT!!!"  A voice says from behind Alphys.  Alphys turns around and jumps back a bit.  The axes surrounding us stop coming closer and start to fade.  I look to see who that voice belonged too.

Undyne is behind her panting and leaning against a wall.  "A-Alphys... Don't... Hurt them..."  She pants.

"Undyne?!?! What are you doing here?!" Alphys says turning slightly red.  "It *huff* is my h-house..." She says and sits on the floor.  She looks really tire do, like she ran here.

"O-oh right..." Alphys says scratching her head and making a face like :3
"But get out i the way, I need to beat this human up!!"  She says and the axes surrounding us start to get closer again.

"N-no!!! You can't b-beat up this h-human!"  She says and starts to stand up again.  "ARE YOU DOUBTING MY POWER YOU SEXY FISH?!"  Alphys screams as she throws her axe into the ground.  "N-no!  You would definitely b-beat them!  I-i just mean that... T-that this human is good!  I-i just can't see an i-innocent die..."  Undyne says and looks at the ground. 

Alphys look over at the depressed fish at the brink of tears and immediately goes and hugs her.  She runs her back.  "It's ok Undyne... I won't kill the human..."  She says and glares over at me.  She mouths 'Y  E  T'  at me then goes back to comforting Undyne. 

I drop down to my knees and let out a sigh of relief.  Sans does the same, his movement the exact same as mine.  "The great sans never knew how terrifying it was to be on the side thats getting attacked...  The great sans promises to never attack you again human!"  He says exasperated.  I nod.  "I appreciate that." 

"Well you two look bone-tired." 

"PAPYRUS DONT JUST RANDOMLY APPEAR BEHIND PEOPLE AND SAY BONE PUNS!!! YOU JUST DONT DO THAT!!!"  Sans yells and turns around to face papyrus.  He's just leaning on the closed door behind us smoking a cigarette. 

I don't know how the hell he got there but it's hilarious.

Sans continues to nag papyrus and papyrus continues to say puns, causing more nagging.  Sans is getting extremely frustrated with this. I look over at Undyne and Alphys.  Alphys is still hugging Undyne and Undyne is no longer crying but instead is turning as red as a tomato and hyperventilating.  Alphys sees her red face an immediately lets go and rubs her spines and says something that looks like an apology.  Undyne nods and covers her face.

I ship it.  No, wait...
I yacht it.
Regular ships aren't good enough for this.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT CHUMP?!" She yells at me. I smile at her. "A beautiful ship." I state.

Alphys raises and eyebrow at me, not understanding what I said. "Ship?!" Undyne however, perfectly understands what I said and turns bright red again. I giggle a bit.

We all walk back to the room we used to be in, Alphys giving me an occasional glare, papyrus telling a random joke, sans yelling whenever that happens, and Undyne fainted from blood loss (apparently she got a nosebleed) so Alphys is carrying her.

When we return we find napstablook waiting there for us. On a table. Posing like a French girl. I kinda had an urge to draw him.

"Hellloooooooo, your a bit late you know, but that's fine." He says taking a selfie with all of us. "Let's resume your training sweetie." He says grabbing my hand. "Training?!?!" Alphys asks.

Undyne wakes up. "W-we are training the h-human so she can become stronger a-and protect us a-and s-stuff..." She says getting quieter and quieter with each word she says. Alphys ponders this for a moment, then an enormous smile breaks out across her face.

"Can I heellppp?" She says and leans over Undyne. Undyne cowers away and blushes. "Uh s-sure i d-dont see why n-not..." She says stammering more than usual. "GREAT!" Alphys yells and grabs her axe. She walks into the field im in. "Let's do this!!!" She says and everything turns black and white again. This time there is no sans next to me.

I check the act options. Same as before, plead and challenge.
No flirting.  This is troubling to say the least.

If it's a fight she wants, it's a fight she'll get. I hit challenge then I wave my hand at her as if saying 'come at me'. 
"NGEEEEHHHH  HERE I COME!!!!" She yells obviously mad at me challenging her.  She swipes her axe across the field and hits my heart.  The familiar pain shoots across my body.

I stay standing.  It will go away soon Chara.  Stay strong chara.  You've got this.  I close my eyes and focus on happy thoughts.  Those basically consist of my times with asgore. And the skeletons.  Soon, the pain passes and im only left with a slightly sore body.  I open up my eyes and smirk. 

Alphys is standing there confused.  "NGEEEHHH, didn't napstablook say you couldn't handle the color changes?!?!" She says obviously annoyed. 

"I couldn't then.  Now I can."  I say and do a deep bow as if I just finished a performance.  She growls and readies her battle axe.  The eye with the scar over it is twitching even though it's closed. Her turn starts again, apparently that counted as a challenge.

A golden shield appears in front of my soul. It shimmers even though there is no light source. "Are you ready chump?!" She yells as battle axes come from the right side of my soul. I will myself to be where my soul is. Still doesn't work. And, my soul won't move! The shield moves wherever I will my soul to go. I move my shield to where the axes are coming from. They hit the shield then break. So that's how we are doing this.

My turn again. "That was toooooooooo easy, try a little harder next time!" I challenge her. I can almost imagine the anime pissed off marks appearing on her head.  "NGEEEEHHHH IF THAT WAS SOOOO EASY, SURVIVE THIS ATTACK CHUMP!"  She says and battle axes appear on all sides of my soul.  Oh god.  Challenging was not a good idea. 

Left.  Right.  Up.  Right.  Right. Down. Left. Up.  Right.  Up.  Up.  Down. Left.  Left.  Up.  Right.   Right.  Left.  Right.  Left.  Down.  Down.  Down.  Down.  Up.  Left.  Right.  Up.  Down.  Left.  Up.  Right-  WAIT NO THAT WAS UP!!

The last one she threw at me hit the mark and I felt a large pain in my head.  I reach up and touch my forehead and feel something sticky.  I look down at it and see blood on it.  Great. 

"WAS THAT EAASSSYYY CHUMP?!?!" Alphys says smirking.  Ohhh I'm not letting her win.  "I just felt bad that I had dodged all the attacks you worked so hard on that I just let the last one get me so you didn't feel bad." I tease.

I imagine 3 more anime pissed off symbols appearing on her head. 

"Ohhh it's on!"  She screams and puts her hand over her scar. Then she removes her hand.

Her right eye opens.