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10 types of waffles

1. Restaurant waffles

These waffles are usually gigantic and warm . Eat at your own risk , as you will most likely take 75% home.

2. Home-cooked waffles

Waffles like these can have any topping . They are possibly some of the most delicious waffles ever, as you have the accomplished feeling of making them yourself. And who cares if you burned your house down? You got waffles!

3. Floor waffle

The one waffle you or someone else dropped on the floor. Don't worry about getting the waffle. That's what pets are for . Usually. But the one thing you SHOULD worry about is the toppings. Good luck getting syrup out of the grout .

4. Fruit waffles

Waffles with blueberries, strawberries or any other fruit cooked inside . These are pretty good if your into warm , cooked fruit in your breakfast but I'm not too much of a fan.

5. Freezer waffles

Alas , there are only 5 minutes until you must leave the house . Time to go to the freezer for some waffles. Be careful, cook times may vary . And don't microwave these . Only toast . Recommended with peanut butter.

6. Fancy waffles

Usually topped with fruits and other toppings, these waffles are usually of high quality. Yum. I wanna waffle.

7. Mini waffles

Tiny waffles . Always a winner.

8. Soggy waffles

Waffles that either had excess fruit inside or too many toppings. These aren't very good in my opinion but I know my dogs might like it. I think.

9. Burnt waffles

Waffles that have been burnt. Usually crispy , a few people do enjoy these

Slightly black treats.

10. Cat face waffles

World's no.1 waffle, these waffles have cat faces drawn on them. Fabulous . So good. I want one. Nom