bastille group chat

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Will: Do you guys know where Dan keeps his books?

Kyle: In the black book case with the glass door in the spare doorless room where he keeps his record and CD player.

Woody: 1) Why are you in his house Will? 2) How did you know all that Kyle?

Will: I need a certain book that he has, and I'm sure he won't mind

Kyle: I just know certain things Christopher

Woody: How are you in his house Will?

Will: Well first of all, he keeps his spare key in a very obvious place. And second of all, he's sleeping like a rock at the moment

Woody: Good to know

Kyle: Oh! So that's why he's not been added to the group chat

Will: Pretty much

Kyle has added Dan to the group chat

Will: Kyle Wtf Stop

Will has removed Dan from the group chat

Will: You'll wake him and then he'll find me creeping around in his house

Kyle: I am a trustworthy friend, so I must alert him that an unwanted visitor is stealing something from his beloved home

Woody: woah

Kyle has added Dan to the group chat

Will has removed Dan from the group chat

Will: Kyle stop

Will: Kyle, you there?

Will: oh fuck

Will: I hear Dan's ringtone. Fuck

Will: Abort mission abort mission

Woody: 0.0

Will: Kyle stop this right now

Kyle: He won't answer

Will: Thank god

Woody: He sure is a heavy sleeper

Kyle: Not usually. I guess he fell asleep drunk

Woody: if we ever had a trivia game about Dan, you would definitely win Kyle

Kyle: I know

Will: Fuck you Kyle

Kyle: I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do.

Will: Piss off

Kyle: Can't be tamed bitch

Woody: Well, that sure was an adventure. You got the book Will?

Will: Yeah. I'm leaving right now

Will: Oh my fuck. Stop fucking calling him Kyle!

Kyle: It was worth a shot

Will: Well I just locked up his front door so there is no need to call him anymore fucking more, Kyle

Kyle: K

Kyle has left the group chat

Woody: He's probably gone to text Dan

Will: I know

Woody: Good luck mate

Woody has left the group chat

Will: I'm gonna need it

Will has ended the group chat