Time-Cross (KHR FANFIC)

High

Giotto: Alaude! Marry me!

Alaude: ........ marriage?

Giotto: I have rank, power and money!! So come with me todaaaaaay!!

Alaude: Giotto, do you know about the three 'High'? It's an unspoken standard for the single Asian women in choosing spouses.

Giotto: ........ what?

Alaude: High education. High income. High height.

High Education= sorta

High Income= mafia boss

High Height= X

Giotto: *shocked*

Alaude: I'm not asking for much. Just 10cm more will do it for you.

Giotto: ........................

-a few days later-

Giotto: G...... does this dying will flame make me look taller?

G: Drink milk.

Author: Remember to drink milk to grow taller! *wink*

Author: Wait a minute. I thought Alaude is French?

Alaude: Hn. I am.

Author: Then, what about that three 'High' thing?

Alaude: Hn. I tricked him.

Author: Oh.