The 5NaF Gang <Randomized version>

Random Night Guards Part 3

Vincent: *Calling Kimmy*
Kimmy: *Picks up* Hello?
Vincent: Kimmy~
Kimmy: What?
Vincent: Kiimmy~
Kimmy: What?!
Vincent: Kiimmmyyy~
Kimmy: WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!
Vincent: I want you... To climb through a window.... And meet me at the tulips place...
Kimmy: Are you drunk?
Vincent: Kim, we're gonna... Go on an adventure..
Kimmy: How much beers did you drink?
Vincent: 21.
Kimmy: *Hangs up*
Vincent: *Opens Kimmy's window* Kimmy~
Kimmy: HOW THE F***?!?!
Vincent: C'mon Kimmy... We're gonna have an adventure... At the tulip place..
Kimmy: You're drunk, go back to your house.
Vincent: We're gonna tiptoe... Tiptoe through the tulips..
Kimmy: Leave me the f*** alone.

-- Kimmy and Mike are at the bar at their day off --

Kimmy: *Has had four beers* WHOOO!!! LOOK, WERE ON A ROLLER COASTER!!! *Puts hands up*
Mike: No we're not. You're drunk. After four beers...
Kimmy: WHEE!!! *Falls off her stool*
Mike: Oh my god...
Kimmy: WHOO HOO!!! *Has hands up even though she's on the floor*
-- Every person in the bar is staring at Kimmy --
Mike: Kimmy, get your a** back up on the chair..
Kimmy: WHOOO!!!!! THIS ROLLER COASTER IS BAE!!!
Mike: *Sighs* I'm never taking you to the bar ever again..

-- Jeremy is dog sitting Scott's Dog --

Jeremy: A-Are you s-sure it d-doesn't bite?
Scott: I'm positive. Now take care. *Walks out his house and gets in his car*
-- Scott receives a phone call --
Scott: *Picks up the phone* Hello?
Jeremy: YOUR DOG MADE THE HOUSE CATCH ON FIRE!!!
Scott: WHAT?! *Hangs up and runs inside*
-- A fire was burning on the couch --
Scott: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
Jeremy: I DONT KNOW!!! *Sobs*
Scott: I ONLY LEFT FOR TWO SECONDS!!! *Grabs a bucket of water and splashes it on his couch*

-- Fritz is stranded on an island --

Fritz: ... *Calls his Grandma on his phone*
G' Ma: Hello?
Fritz: Uh, G' Ma?
G' Ma: Yes, child?
Fritz: You stranded me on an island.
G' Ma: That'll teach you how to pick up after yourself. *Hangs up*
Fritz: G' MA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!