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I feel like a pile of crap that just came out of an elephants butt. My crush just got a girlfriend and now I'm gonna be lonely forever with 50 cats yelling at people who are on my property to get off and if they don't I'll throw half eaten bananas at them.

No one has a crush on me and no one ever will. Someone just lock me in a closet with an insane murder for a week to die one way or another already.

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