Bernie sat on his couch with his wife, linda, and his kids, whom he hated. He couldn't even remember the kids names bc he didn't give a flying Frick about them. As they were watching tv, a commercial came on, with a gorgeous man on it. 'Omg who the fuk is the bomb hottie?' Bernie thought to himself. 'That luscious piss-blond hair'. "Vote 4 Trump" the gorgeous man said. Oh Bernie would definitely be voting 4 trump. "Ew, he is so ugly." Linda, the bitch, said. "Omg linda you fuking bich, go gt ebola and die." Bernie said angrily. "What Eva bernie" Linda stormed off. Bernie didn't need her, the only person Bernie needed was Donald, the bomb ass hottie, Trump. That night, Bernie dreamt about Senpai Donald Trump, and his gorgeous hair.
