Dear bernie,
Or should I say hawtie wit a bodie;);)
I am actually coming to Vermont for a conference tomorrow, so we can definitely Netflix and Chill;) ;) I'll see you very soon:*
- Donald Trump;)
Bernie was shocked, and very excited. He couldn't believe that Daddy Donny was coming to see him! Bernie imagined what would happen when Donald got there. Bernie thought about Donald and his big-
Bernie's thoughts were interrupted by Linda coming in. "Dammit Linda, why are you here??" Bernie asked. "Omg frick u Bernie, I live here too." Linda yelled. "Um no you don't bitch, not anymore." Bernie sassed. "Omg whatever, I just came to get clothes you salty sausage." Linda said while grabbing some clothes. "Fine, just leave me alone, so I can be with Donald."
"Oki, whatever bern, he will neva be as good to you as I was." Linda sassed. "Listen here u lil cunt, Donald is better than you ever were."
"Donald will never be as gud as me, you asshole." Linda stormed out, carrying her clothes.
