ask oikawa tooru

Answer for kkenma #1&2

@kkenma

First off: *hugs*

Now, for #1.

Let's just say that I'd have more money than 104782 of Donald Trump's small loans of a million dollars together.

#2: OH DO I KNOW PICKUP LINES.

They're truly amazing.

Be prepared innocent ones.

I see you're good at receiving balls. Wanna receive some tonight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If I was a volleyball, I'd let you hit me all day. (IWA-CHAN HIT ME AFTER THIS TRUST ME IT WILL WORK)

If you want to play volleyball I have two balls you can play with. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you a volleyball? Cause I'm totally hitting that tonight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You're the ace of my heart. (Does not work on Iwaizumi.)

You can't block this cock. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you an alien? Cause your ass is out of this world. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun—with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Astronomy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And, of course, my personal favourite:

There'll only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)