Miraculous

i CaN't ThInK sTrAiGhT

Welcome to the story of how my whole soul exploded (contains spoilers, but they will be in bold to warn you. Everything else is fine):

*finishes watching a movie with siblings*

*goes on Tumblr*

*scrolls around, making sure to avoid spoilers, both for Jackady and the origins*

*sees post about the love square*

*looks at gifs*

Me: Oh cool it's that one Lady Noir moment in episode 17 that totally wrenched my heart out!

Oh I so remember that Marichat moment. Some good stuff right there. 👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯Mhm.

*looks at Ladrien moment gif for a second*

*doesn't recognize it and looks at the fourth gif*

Me: Ah, the beautiful thing that is Adrienette....Danggit Chloe why must you always butt in....

*looks back at Ladrien moment gif*

Me: Wait

Wait

Oh shucks

Oh no

Call the ambulance

Quick

It

It can't be

*finally realizes that it's Ladrien from the origins, most likely*

*SCREAMS*

*FALLS ON COLD FLOOR DRAMATICALLY LIKE THOSE DISNEY PRINCESSES*

*OR LIKE MARINETTE*

*HAIR DRAPED EVERYWHERE*

*SCREAMING*

*breaths slowly even out*

*gets back up and sits in chair*

*downloads pic while silently screaming*

*scrolls past*

Me: Ohhhh goodness

*scrolls for a little then sees more Ladrien*

*SCREAMS*

*FALLS OFF CHAIR ONTO THE

COLD, HARD GROUND*

Me: AGH

Me: AGH

Me: TROU-

(oops sorry on with the story)

*FALLS ONTO THE COLD, HARD GROUND*

*HAIR DRAPED EVERYWHERE*

*SCREAMS*

Me: LADRIENNNNN

*FEW TEARS DROP OUT*

*breaths even slightly*

*sits back in chair*

*scrolls some*

*sees-

QHJWKWJW DON'T LOOK MIGHT BE A SPOILER CUZ I NEVER KNEW BOUT IT TILL I SAW IT SO DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING BOLD.

GABRIEL
GABRIEL AGRESTE
HUGGING
HIS SON
ADRIEN AGRESTE*
Me: LIKE WHAT

*SCREAMS*

*UNHEALTHY SCREAMS*

*FALLS DRAMATICALLY ONTO THE COLD HARD GROUND*

Me: AGH

Me: AGH

*HAIR DRAPED EVERYWHERE*

*SOBS*

*SOBS*

*SOBS RACK BODY*

*LIES THERE FOR A WHILE*

*JOGS OVER TO SISTER*

*SCREAMS ABOUT IT AT HER*

*TELLS ME SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS CEBAUSE OF HOMEWORK*

*SCREAMS*

*FALLS DRAMATICALLY ONTO WOOD FLOOR IN FRONT OF HER*

*ROLLS HER EYES AND SAYS REALLY*

Me: YES REALLY

*SCREAMS*

*DRAGS SELF BACK TO KITCHEN*

*FALLS ONTO COLD HARD GROUND*

*SOBS FOR A BIT*

*GETS BACK UP*

*breaths finally slow down*

*exits Tumblr for my own safety, for the safety of others, and their eardrums*

At the dinner table

*Mom talks about leggings she saw*

*she talks about designs*

*interrupts*

Me: Okay wait if they're red and have black spots on them I want one

Mom: I thought you liked purple

Me: Oh yeah that too

Mom: 😒

Mom: So anyways there is a mouse and squares-

Me: Ooh if the mouse one is cute I want it

Sister: I want the mouse

Me: 😑

Sister: 😑

Mom: A cat chasing the mouse-

Me: CAT?! CAT CHASING A MOUSE?! DON'T YOU MEAN

CATS CHASING LADYBUGS? 😏😏😏😆😆😆😏😏😏😆😆😆😏😆😆😏

Sis: Oh wow

Me: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏

*story ends*

My life in a half nutshell

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