Gravity Falls Parodies

Just Gold-Mandopony

MANDOPONY IS MAMAZING!!! :) This was just a song i rewrote to get over Parodizer's block. It is a serious condition that makes me unable to force my brain to think of words to rewrite in a song. It's a thing. I didn't make it up just now.... MOVING ON! I didn't want to write another Bill song, but this gives off "Bill" vibes so much that I couldn't not do this! Anywho... Here it is.

Chorus:
I'm back in Gravity Falls,
this time I'm here to stay.
This place is unnatural,
I like it that way.
People are nothing but dolls,
that's what I say.
I have no limits, no walls,
nothing's in my way...

Verse 1:
(Bill Cipher laugh)
Yeah, I'm a demon. Lucky one-of-a-kind.
The best at trickery, the master of the mind!
People always believe this is just a dream.
And while it is a dream, it's more real than it seems...

I've been waiting for a while now, for you to summon me,
But if ya wanna make a deal, kid, you've gotta pay a fee!
It's been a long time and I'm ready to find a way to make your dream a reality!

I'll do whatever you want, who's dream am I gonna haunt?
I'm not insane, I just like to taunt.

Soon enough you'll see what I can do,
And you might even be scared of me- BOO!

You may think you're the one in control....
In reality, I'm gonna rule the world!

Chorus:
I'm back in Gravity Falls,
this time I'm here to stay.
This place is unnatural,
I like it that way.
People are nothing but dolls,
that's what I say.
I have no limits, no walls,
nothing's in my way...

Verse 2:
You're not the first one, to fall into my trap.
You may think it's nothing more than a mere mishap.

But that's where you're wrong, you're in trouble now....
You have helped me along so much, go on and take a bow!

This is reality. I'll say it with finality.
You can't ignore this abnormality!
You've stated your demands, but you're easy to manipulate.
I don't wanna hear about your "intellectuality".

I've been watching and waiting for eternity.
You can be sure with complete certainty,
This is the calm before the storm.
An apocalypse is coming, I'll execute it perfectly!

And while it's true that you've taken me down,
It's not for long, I'll forever haunt this town!!!

Chorus:
I'm back in Gravity Falls,
this time I'm here to stay.
This place is unnatural,
I like it that way.
People are nothing but dolls,
that's what I say.
I have no limits, no walls,
nothing's in my way...

I'm back in Gravity Falls,
this time I'm here to stay.
This place is unnatural,
I like it that way.
People are nothing but dolls,
that's what I say.
I have no limits, no walls,
nothing's in my way...

Ok, that's done. I'm really proud of this one, actually. I'm also working on Castle by Halsey. Also, guys..... Today is March 9th. Last year at this time, all of us were mind-blown and entering the famous four month hiatus of 2015. Last year on this day, Not What He Seems aired for the first time. It's been a year. I miss this show so much. The other day in school I started humming, and when I finished, I realized that I had just hummed the theme song for Gravity Falls.... That's sad, right? XD Anyways, one more thing, if you guys like Gravity Falls fanfics, then could you please check out my newest book? It's called Warning: May Lead To Catastrophe. If you could please read, vote and comment on it, that would be awesome! I would be extremely grateful. Ok, see ya guys later! GreyJay13 out!