Rebellion-inciting

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a statue of Donald Trump being thrown into the ocean by the rebellion-inciting superhero.


"He's a fascist!" screams Owen Jones. "I am telling you, Jeremy Corbyn should rule the world!" (with his superhero rhetoric)


No one knows how to manipulate people so nicely. You just want to forgive him and buy him Oreo eggs.


With his sullen tongue, like Milton's Satan, he charmed the woman, until the point at which she would have done anything he asked...


"Talk dirty to me," he said. He peeled off his latex skin. It was actually Jason Derulo. The reveal of his identity sent her into complete euphoria.


Unfortunately, an unknown latex allergy stopped the romance in its tracks.

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