beside you (MEGCHAEL)

CHAPTERTW2O : WE FELL IN LOVEUntitled Part 3

mickil clipple's pov

"wowyou are beautiful" i saidto megan she was beautiful and stunning and gorgeous and wonderful and beautiflu 

"thx megna said

LET ME BUY U A DRIN k said michald loduly becuase i t was a loud club and megna was far away a whole metre

@"OKA Y cna i ahve some strawberru milk"

YES said memechael he would do anything to make megan happy becausae she is beautiful and charismatic

MICHAEL WENT ON A QUEST!!!

hew went to th4e bar and asked the bartender for some strawberry milk

but the bartender thought michael was asking if he could give the bartender a friuty blowjob

so micGKJChael moved on

"I WILL FIND SOME STRAWBERRY MILK FOR THAT BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN"SCREAMED MICHAEL 

"follow me on twitter @crucifiedagain" said michael

SO MICHAEL LEFT THE BAR ON HIS QUEST FOR STRAWBRERYY MILK

megan took her book out of her pocket. it was a book she bought the other day for 3p. it was her favourite novel she was an avid reader

this is the book she read:

 "NO! Don't leave me, SamCam!"

"I have to, Dave... Cara's the one!"

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Elton John was reclining on his luxurious velvet recliner. Bored, he turned on the television to keep up with the Kardashians, only to have his attention grabbed by a newsflash.

SAMCAM LESBIAN SCANDAL!

Elton's fashionable, quirky, chic glasses flew off his nose in astonishment!

"Oh crumpets!" said Elton.

Suddenly, David Cameron appeared on screen.

"People of the world; I am here today to inform you that the homosexuals in our society have taken a turn for the worse – we are not safe, as a nation, with homosexual individuals present in our country."

Elton watched in shock as footage of the suave, serenading, soulful singer Sam Smith being kidnapped by David Cameron's henchmen flashed up on the screen.

"Oh baked goods!" exclaimed Elton, jumping up. Desperate to escape, Elton grabbed an organic crocodile skin tote bag and started to gather his possessions; into the bag went his Ted Baker eye pencil, a scale figurine of Orlando Bloom, a selection of McDonald's toys, his autographed picture of Gareth Malone, some cherry scones, one and a half English muffins, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Elton ran. He ran through the streets of London, hoping to get to the Highlands of Scotland in the next fifty-six minutes. He ran past Nelson's column – Nelson tipped his hat in admiration. Elton mounted one of the lions. The lion set off at a high speed towards The North.

After many hours and a toilet stop at Tesco Express Hull, Elton arrived at the Homo Hostel, the safest place for gays to be. The house was pleasant; a small terraced house with flowers outside. He pressed the buzzer, and two drunken receptionists – Siamese twins - played through a speaker.