Minho: ladies first
Newt: were all men
Minho: no, there's mama Newt
Newt: ugh
Minho: go go go
Newt: *types newt into search* there's a definition of me but it's incorrect
A newt is a semiaquatic amphibian of the family Salamandridae, although not all aquatic salamanders are considered newts. Newts are classified as a part of the salamandrid subfamily Pleurodelinae, and can be found in North America, Europe and Asia.
Thomas: looks at the pictures
Newt: hey! It looks like CecilThomas: um...Cecil?
Newt: the newt you made me get rid of back in the glade...
Thomas:...sorry about that...anyway your obviously not important enough to be on pictures so...let's move on
Newt:no no no I'm scrolling till I find a picture of my self
2817 scrolls later
Newt: hey I found one
Minho:*wakes up* let's see
Thomas: newt your important enough, how does it feel to be recognised?
Newt: Tommy your next.
Thomas:....I don't have a definition.😭😭😭😭 just loads of addresses and none of them are my own.
Newt: its okay Tommy. Maybe there will be some pictures of you
Minho: I have a picture of you Thomas 👹
Thomas: shuck off shuckface
Newt:keep scrolling
Thomas: I can't believe after all that...there was no pictures of me whatsoever...just some shucking tank engines and people noone gives a klunk about😭😭😭😭😭
Newt: don't cry Tommy, its okay
Minho: so Thomas, how does it feel to not be important enough to be recognised?
Thomas: heart breaking 😭😭😭😭
Newt: minho you go, see if yours comes up with anything better
Minho:okay!
Newt: no way...
Minho: I hardly had to scroll down as well😂😂😂😂
Thomas:😭
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