Googling themselves

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Minho: ladies first

Newt: were all men

Minho: no, there's mama Newt

Newt: ugh

Minho: go go go

Newt: *types newt into search* there's a definition of me but it's incorrect

A newt is a semiaquatic amphibian of the family Salamandridae, although not all aquatic salamanders are considered newts. Newts are classified as a part of the salamandrid subfamily Pleurodelinae, and can be found in North America, Europe and Asia. 

Thomas: looks at the pictures

Newt: hey! It looks like Cecil

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Newt: hey! It looks like Cecil

Thomas: um...Cecil?

Newt: the newt you made me get rid of back in the glade...

Thomas:...sorry about that...anyway your obviously not important enough to be on pictures so...let's move on

Newt:no no no I'm scrolling till I find a picture of my self

2817 scrolls later

Newt: hey I found one

Minho:*wakes up* let's see

Thomas: newt your important enough, how does it feel to be recognised?

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Thomas: newt your important enough, how does it feel to be recognised?

Newt: Tommy your next.

Thomas:....I don't have a definition.😭😭😭😭 just loads of addresses and none of them are my own.

Newt: its okay Tommy. Maybe there will be some pictures of you

Minho: I have a picture of you Thomas 👹

Thomas: shuck off shuckface

Newt:keep scrolling

Thomas: I can't believe after all that...there was no pictures of me whatsoever...just some shucking tank engines and people noone gives a klunk about😭😭😭😭😭

Newt: don't cry Tommy, its okay

Minho: so Thomas, how does it feel to not be important enough to be recognised?

Thomas: heart breaking 😭😭😭😭

Newt: minho you go, see if yours comes up with anything better

Minho:okay!

Newt: no way...

Minho: I hardly had to scroll down as well😂😂😂😂

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Minho: I hardly had to scroll down as well😂😂😂😂

Thomas:😭

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