Nico: Hey..
Maki: Hey.
Nico: Let's break up.
Maki: ...
Nico: ...
Maki: ...Did I not clean my room again?
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Maki: Nico-chan. Can you answer my question honestly?
Nico: Sure~
Maki: What are the secrets you're hiding from me?
Nico: Sigh I stole your tomato pattern panties. I have like- 1000 pictures of you on my phone. I ate your tomatoes. When me and Kotori made our costume for the Physic Fire ,Sakkaku Crossroads, Love Novels, and Diamond Princess no Yuutsu album, I told her make your costume to be more REVEALING.
Maki: I am so breaking up with you. Pervert.
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Nico: Maki-chan, do you love me?
Maki: Yeah.
Nico: Will you save my life?
Maki: Yeah, obviously.
Nico: Well, GET OUT OFF THIS CAR! GO SMOKE SOMEWHERE ELSE DAMNIT MAKI WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GAY.
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Maki: Sooo... Honoka just asked me out.
Nico: She did?
Nico: REALLY?
Nico: SHE IS NOT MIGHTY ENOUGH.
Nico: IMMA BEAT HER ASS AND BURN HER AND SEND HER TO HELL.
Nico: MAKI REJECT HER!
Nico: REJECT HERRRRRRR!
Maki: First of all, calm down you're like 12.
Nico: Fuck. you.
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Nico: Wanna go out with me?
Maki: I'm from a high class family. Do you think the daughter of a low class family will go on the date with ME, The heiress of the Nishikino Hospital?
Nico: I'm a perfect wife. I can cook, I can clean, I can do all.
Maki: ... So when's the date?
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