~Chat #1~

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Since this is not the PesterChum Chatroom, they have regular typing font. But anyway, this is how I interpret the Homestuck characters. Enjoy.

Gamzee Makara: Honk, sup motherfuckers?

Karkat Vantas: Fuck you, Makara! You interrupted my RomCom!!!

Gamzee Makara: Chill, Kar-Bro, it's just a movie man, relax your motherfuckin' think pan, motherfucker.

Karkat Vantas: Excuse me?! It's fucking art!!! It's a romantic comedy about a female who loves this male and he isn't noticing her advances!!! Don't you dare insult this masterpiece!!! You stoned dumbass!!!

Gamzee Makara: Oh...

Gamzee Makara: Well, if you feel that way about me, bro, I guess I'll just go.

Karkat Vantas: Oh gog, I didn't mean it, Gam... I'm sorry...

Gamzee Makara: :O) Thanks, little bro.

Karkat Vantas: I'M NOT LITTLE!! I'M AVERAGE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS'NT!!!

Gamzee Makara: Haha, honk, keep telling yourself that.

Karkat Vantas: UUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!

Gamzee Makara: HAHAHAHAHA!!

Eridan Ampora: Hello, Makara. Hello, lowblood.

Karkat Vantas: .................. Hi Eridan.......

Gamzee Makara: Hey motherfucker :O)

Sollux Captor: Hey, Karkitty. Hey, highblood.

Eridan Ampora: Thank you for finally addressing my rank, lowblood.

Sollux Captor: HAHAHAHAHA!! You wish I was talking about you, blowfish! I meant Makara not you!

Eridan Ampora: Go away, Sol.

Sollux Captor: Aw, ya' gonna cry, fish troll?

Eridan Ampora: Bee fucker.

Sollux Captor: Blow me blowfish.

Karkat Vantas: OH MY GOG!! JUST STOP!! YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING CHILDISH!!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!! ERIDAN, YOUR A HIGHBLOOD!!! SOLLUX YOUR A LOWBLOOD!!! KNOCK! IT! OFF!!!!

Gamzee Makara: .............. Shit, bro.......

Ok! So I hope you like what they had to say! I enjoyed writing it and yes, I will add the humans, and female trolls later this is kinda just a preview, tell me what you think. Is it good? Is it bad? Do you like the way I made the personalities? 

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