YOU ARE READING Comebacks Random A collection of witty comebacks. | Completed | #burn #comebackbook #comebacks #nasty #rude 61 778 44 12 by WritingGirl34 by WritingGirl34 Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The 3rd one's for you.