Requested by Despair_and_Hope. . . .
Everyone what is your best pick up line?
I can't gurantee that all of these will be original but I'll try!
Me: Oh god why are we doing this? Well lets start. . . .
Naegi: Would you be my hope today?
Me: YES!!
Kirigiri: Lets investigate each othe-I mean together.
Togami: I have money marry me.
Asahina: Lets teach each other to swim better! Wait don't touch me there! Baka!
Sakura: Lets train together. . .In bed.
Hifumi: Go away I only need 2D.
Celestia: Sirens go off whenever I see you.
Hagakure: You will marry the man in front of you. This is 100% accurate!
Me: Hagakure your predictions are only 30% accurate. . .
Hagakure: They don't know that though!
Touko: Will you help me get inspiration for a fanfiction?
Me: What kind of fanfiction?
Sayaka: Wanna sing in the shower with me?
Leon: Wanna hit my fast ball(s)?
Me: (Shiver) That one is creepy Leon!
Ishimaru: Lets break the rules together.
Me: Really Ishimaru?
Ishimaru: What? They're the only one who I would let get away with stuff!
Mondo: Lets be furries together. . . . (Abridged reference)
Chihiro: You've given me a virus. . . called love.
Junko: Lets spread despair by killing each other!
Me: I don't think you understand love Junko. . . .
Mukuro: . . . . .I'll protect you always. . .(Prepares gun)
Monokuma: I'll share my honey with you. . . .*I can't say I want to execute them!*
Monomi: I wuv you can you wuv me too?
Hajime: My ahoge gets har-
Me: Don't Hajime! Just don't!
Haijme: (Whispers) hard and pointy when I'm around you.
Nagito: I know I'm only trash but. . . .I hope I can get lucky with you.
Chiaki: "I like you" is the cheat code to my heart ;)
Mahiru: I've got my focus on you.
Hiyoko: . . . . . . .I don't have anything nice to say!
Ibuki: Let me rock you!
Me: Oh dear. . . . . . .
Mikan: I'd rather share a hospital bed with you than with Hajime. . .
Hajime: That's just insulting. . .
Me: Now your insulting the reader's Hajime -_-
Twogami: I have food marry me.
Akane: I might just marry you Twogami!
Me: Akane.
Akane: Oh right! Give me food and you can squeeze my boo-
Me: Come on guys think of the readers!
Nekomaru: I put the SHIT in aishiteru
Me: Please no.
Sonia: Wanna be a prince?
Gundham: Lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Kazuichi: Do you need fixing cause I can work on you all night.
Teruteru: I'm definitely not having perverted thoughts about you. *I'm having perverted thoughts about you*
Pekopeko: Lets be tools together.
Fuyuhiko: You can call me small without dying. *The rest of them will pay. . .*
If I messed this up it's probably cause I've never flirted, no one has ever flirted to me before and I've never experienced any real romantic stuff! >.<
I tried though. . . .
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