twenty-three

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ryonrass: I'm making you breakfast.

ryonrass: A microwaveable breakfast because I can't cook.

ryonrass: It has bacon, that's all that matters.

ryonrass: Wake up asshole, it's almost lunchtime and I've microwaved your meal about eight times trying to keep it warm.

Message Read.

bdenurie: you didn't have to tackle me you little piece of crust.

bdenurie: and I can't talk. i strained my throat a lot on that trip, screaming at people I didn't like and such. i can croak, but can't speak anything audible.

ryonrass: Oh so that orange juice isn't a good thing to be drinking right now...Oops.

ryonrass: Hey, but your sideburns are already coming back. What a shame that a kid decided to shave them off.

bdenurie: shut up and bring my breakfast to me. im too lazy to get out of my room.

ryonrass: Be there in a second :)

bdenurie: oh and fûck me

ryonrass: nah

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