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Elisabeth: Okay, we have lots of dares! Yay!

Damian: I'm gonna leave

Dick: No! You stay! 

Jason: *handcuffs Damian to the staircase railing* There!

Damian: Let me go Todd! 

Tim: Can we start before Jason dies?

Ashleigh: Sure.

Elisabeth: First dare is from minimiacooper,  I dare Dick to talk in Romanian and insult everyone.

Dick: Okay, Tim. *clears throat* Tu esti un babby plange si plictistior (You're a cry baby and boring)

Tim: Why thank you Dick!

Elisabeth: *snicker* okay then 

Dick: I don't wanna do this.

Elisabeth: Then insult Bruce at least.

Dick: Esti  tata oribil (You're a horrible Father)

Bruce: Um....thanks?

Damian: Whats next?

Elisabeth: These are from Yannie_Lynn, Jason, I dare you to eat dirt

Jason: Why does she hate me?

Elisabeth: I don't know, maybe you tried to kill her! 

Jason: Oh yeah....

Cassandra: *hands Jason a handful of dirt*

Jason: *takes dirt and eats it then coughs a lot* Done!

Elisabeth: Next, Dick, I dare you to kiss you're crush

Dick: What if my crush isn't here?

Ashleigh: kiss the person that looks most like them

Dick: What if the only one who looks close is a dude.

Tim: Then you kiss a dude.

Dick: *kisses Tim* Sorry, you kinda look like a girl and scream like one and act like one.

Tim: *sequels like a girl* Do not!

Dick: *rolls his eyes*

Elisabeth: Tim, when will you get over me?

Tim: When I do

Elisabeth: When will that be?

Tim: Just when I do

Elisabeth: Ugh next, Hey Damian, hows it been going. Just got out of Arkham did you miss me?

Damian: I went to the moon! I'm god of the kitties now! And, yes I missed you. And, Father is an awful Father

Bruce: I am not!

Everyone: *looks at Bruce* 

Bruce: Okay maybe I'm not worlds greatest dad, but I'm not horrible. 

Elisabeth: These next ones are from RealFlyingGrayson, Jason read it.

On the dare: Jason where one of Cassandra's bikinis that have the bat logo on the butt in front of the whole batfamily and don't tell anyone.

Jason: *sighs and goes to Cassandra's room* 

Damian: Where's he going? 

Ashleigh: Over the rainbow where do you think?

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