NOT_IN_USE_798: I dare Freddy to break rule 87 in his book, Chica to go to Domino's, Bonnie to try and pronounce Shadow Bonnie's real name: "RWQFSFASXC", and Vixen (Pre-mangle), to come to Disney World with me! And just address me as "Riley".
Freddy: HOW COME I ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING BAD!?!? I'M LIKE CHASE FROM LAB RATS OR SOME CRAP
Bonnie: Alright Freddy, what do you have to do?
Freddy: ... I... have to... umm... I... I have to...
Bonnie: SPIT IT OUT BROH
Freddy: I HAVE TO KISS SOMEONE'S EAR!!!
Golden Freddy: Oh, well why are you so angry? It's just a smooch on th-
Freddy: NU U DUN UNDERSTAND I'M NOT GAY THAT'S TOY FREDDY!!
Toy Freddy: Nuh-uh! I'm Homerotic Homosexual Gay-Tastic Homophiliac Lesbi-Gay!
Everyone: ...
Freddy: Uh... Who do I do it to...?
Chica: *whispering* Do it to TC.
Freddy: NO!
Toy Chica: I heard that.
Freddy: ugh fine... *smooch*
Toy Chica: EWWW FREDDY COOTIES
Chica: Now I have to go to our fifth-biggest rival's resturaunt?
Me: yup.
Chica: well that'll be easy I go there everyday!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Chica: Well duh I go there and screw up their tables, stoves, mascot, etc.
Me: oh.
le five minutes later
Cop: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR VANDALISM!!
Chica: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!
Cop: *Tases*
Chica: RWQFSFASXC ZRRRT ZRTT ZERRRRRrrr...
Bonnie: Does it still count if Chica just did it?
Me: umm...no.
Bonnie: DANGIT!!! fine. Err-wuh..HEY THIS SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE Q CANT MAKE A SOUND WITHOUT U!!
Everyone but Chica: SHUT UP BANNIE
Bonnie: YOU"RE RIGHT I'M TURNING INTO FREDDY! ERR-WUH-KWEH-FFSFF-AHS-KSSC!!
Everyone but Chica: ye he did it
Me: okay...VIIIXEENN!
Mangle: ROSJLZJDLJLAK?
Me: oh wait this is mangle MAGICAL WAND OF MAGICALNESS TELEPORT PRE-MANGLE TO US NAOOOOO
Vixen: *poof* hai guys
Riley: ...*blush*
Vixen: LETS RIDE ALL DA RIDES
Riley...OKEI
le fourty-seven hours later
Riley: *Drinking slush in a Mickey Mouse cup and holding popcorn* That was amazing!
Vixen: I'M A CARNOTAURUS RAAAAAR hue hue that was my favorite ride
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HumorAsk and dare all the animotrlnics! This book was inspired by Pikabb's Ask The Animotronics series; You should definately check her out, she is a wonderful author!
