Picklesticks! (Josh x Jon fanfic)

kill me my luvv

Jon was watching his favorite Youtuber, Josh Sagittarius. He then got a knock on his door. He went over and opened it. wow. it was josh!

wow he saisd

i cannot beliv its u he addeds

'nOW WATCH ME WHIPPP' josh replies, going up to jon and kissu him (they so kawaii)

jon blushed a bright blue like the roses that are falling down from the ceiling.

Jon looked up at Jon with a smile and big animu eyes and held out his heart for josh

"Josh, will you be the rachel to my ross?" he asked him. (twas a friends reference because hes tresh)

no. said the josh. i do not wanna marry you three times because im not a lessssbeian

jon nodded in agreement.

W ell then josh will u be gay with me??

Josh nodded at the words coming from his mouth; yes i will mary you jonathan

Jon kissed josh hrd anf then they smacked into a wall and broke it but they didn't care because they were in love and shit.

Jon's mom went up to the door and knocked, even though he was with josh on the front porch, because adults are blind in fanfictions apparently.

Jon gasped, and his mom turned to see him under josh.

Mom called the 911 amberlamps and arrested josh.

NO MOM-SENPAI PLEASE DUN ARREST MY LUV

he shouted in her face

"i gottsa Joni-chan." she nodded sadly and put her hand on his shoulder. "I gottsu." then she made a nya and grew kitty ears.

jon channeled his inner arin hanson powers and then became de arin hanson and then a random jess popped out and did a genderswap and transformed into Danny Sexbang.

LETS HEAR A FUN STORY ABOUT SANIC AND TAILS

dan said

arin aka jon looked at danny aka jess and slapped them and said in a demonic metallica voice

FUCK YOUR RINGS SANIC I GOTTA CATCH MY LUV BECUZ HE MY SENPAI AND I GOTTSA KISS HIM N STUFF

(oh my god i cannot belivee im writing this i swear i might die)

Jon then grabbeded a pistol out of the bush and shot danny aka jess in the head and they died

rip danny jess

he then channeled his arin/sonic powers and went fast because sonnikku is the overlord and savior and he chansed the fire trush all the way to the hospital where they had josh imprisoned on a hospital bed

HELP ME JONNIKU-CHAN PLEASE THEY ARE KEEPING ME CHAINED TO THE BEDDD

Jonniku chan turned randomly into Ryu and walked into the hospital cell where josh was trapped, and he had no shirt on and his.... drawn on 6-pack????? WHAT WHT WHAT WHAT

(omfg ok i cant do this)

Jon admired the sharpie outlining nothing on joshs abdomen and started blushin

omg josh ur like rlly hot

he thoughts

jon used his magic to uncuff josh and grabbed his ass and held him up as he used him to break out of the cell by flying through the ceiling

however through the concrete ceiling joshs bones evaportaed and all that was left of him was his lace underwear

the last word he says before he dieded was..

"picklesticks."

jon cried and cried and cired forever and soon died beause of dehydration

he was so salty because of the death he became dehydraded.

but he tried to stay hydrated but he drank all the water on earth and then EVERYONE DIED BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FUCKING WATER

(keep reading out loud if you are, Jon.)

OH MY GOD IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!

ITS FUCKING 10:53PM WHAT DID I DO

I WASTED MY FUCKING LIFE THATS WHAT OMGGGGGGGGG