YOU ARE READING Funnny text messages Humor Want a chicken? 4.2K 186 18 by 0Wishful_Thinking0 by 0Wishful_Thinking0 Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Mom: Do you want a chicken? Mom: Respond ASAP Son: Do i want a chicken, like a live one? Mom: no dead Son: Is it dead? Mom: yes Son: A chicken... Son: for eating right? Mom: come downstairs now!