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CG: HEY DAVE
TG: hey karkat
CG: GUESS WHAT I GOT
TG: what?
CG: I GOT A CAT
CG: I NAMED HIM DAVE
TG: a cat? how the hell did you get a cat on a meteor bro
CG: THROUGH THE SHEER NEED OF OWNING A CAT NAMED DAVEKAT
TG: you cant name a cat da-- oh...
CG: YEAH
CG: DAVEKAT
TG: davekat as in...
TG: as in me and you?
CG: YEAH
CG: SEXY CAT
CG: SEXY NAME
CG: SEXY GUY
TG: well in that case you cant name it dave
CG: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
TG: you cant have two pets named dave
CG: OH? .....OOOOOHHHHH
TG: looks at the ground not knowing if he went to far*
CG: *SMILES* I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
TG: and youre okay with it?
CG: WELL WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I NAME A CAT DAVE?
TG: no i mean...the pet thing
CG: YEAH.
CG: I'M FINE WITH IT
TG: so what dose that make you? *blushing*
CG: YOUR MASTER *SMIRKS*
TG: *looks away feeling himself hardining*
CG: *WALKS OVER TO DAVE, KISSING HIM SOFTLY*
TG: i will compeate for the name at the end of the night you can decide who your favorite pet is
TG: call him dave...
CG: *SMIRKS* YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PET THOUGH
TG: prove it.
CG: *SMIRKS, KISSING DAVE*
TG: kissing him back softly giving him full control
CG: *TAKES OFF DAVE'S SHADES, UNZIPPING DAVE'S ZIPPER*
TG: looks down sudenly afraid not wanting kar to sew his eyes*
CG: *LOOKING AT DAVE* DAVE, WE ALL KNOW YOUR EYES ARE CANDY RED. IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO CONCEAL YOUR EYE COLOR, YOU SHOULDN'VE PROBABLY CHOSEN TO TYPE IN BLACK OR GREY
TG: you dont think there ugly? *blinking up at him*
CG: NOT AT ALL.
TG: smiles*
CG: *SMILES BACK, KISSING DAVE SOFTLY*
TG: can you just hold me for a bit? just a minite before you make me your pet?
CG: OK. *HUGS DAVE*
TG: burys his head in the crook of kars neck holding him like he will disapear if he lets go*

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