Chapter 25: What The Even Fuck Is Happening

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A/N Very accurate title because this chapter is so random I can't even think of a proper name XD

Jewel: Heyyy, we're back! And I somehow managed to completely forget about Easter-don't ask how-, so we're just going to have to live with normal dares for now.

Everyone: *deep sighs of relief*

Madison: Thank God, last year was Hell.

Jewel: It was not that bad!

SeikoLover: It really was.

Jewel: I will not hesitate to reinstate the name SquidLover.

SeikoLover: Okay, okay, geez!

Jewel: Anyways! Once again, we have a TON of dares-a whopping 34!-so we'll be splitting them in half once more. But for now, on to the first 17! *hands Yuka a knife*

Yuka: *holding it with barely 2 fingers and arms length away from her* Wh-what do I do with this??!

Jewel: Well, you were dared to abuse Kizami, but I think they meant sexually and even I'm not that cruel, so you can just, like, stab him or some shit.

Seiko: *in the background* I could sexually abuse him for you-

Naomi: *pinches Seiko's cheeks* No.

Seiko: Awe...

Yuka: B-but I don't want to!

Satoshi: *puts hand on Yuka's shoulder* She's only 14! Don't make her kill someone.

Jewel: Awe, come on, but it's Kizami!

Yuka: B-but-

Jewel: At least cut him once. Just a tiny bit.

Yuka: ...F-fine...

Jewel: Great! *snaps fingers*
*Kizami appears, tied to a chair*

Kizami: *glares at Jewel* You again?

Jewel: Yeah, BITCH! *gets all up in his face* YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??

Kizami: Yes. You're annoying.

Jewel: *scoffs* Fine, fuck you, then.

Madison: I mean he's still hot-

Jewel: yOU'RE NOT HELPING.

Madison: Geez, okay! *muffled laughter*

Yuka: Uh... Umm... *slowly takes a step towards Kizami*

Kizami: *grins darkly* Yuka, there you are. My little Imouto...

Yuka: *whimpers*

Satoshi: *muttering darkly under his breath*

Yoshiki: If Yuka doesn't kill him, I gladly will.

Ayumi: *elbows him*

Yoshiki: Ow!

Yuka: Umm... *takes another step forward* I-I'm sorry! *cuts Kizami's hand*

Jewel: *sigh* Pfffft, I guess that's okay for now. *snaps fingers*
*Kizami and the knife disappear*

Yuka: *sigh of relief*

Jewel: Anyways! Seiko, you got dared to strip.

Seiko: YAY!

(And in the blink of an eye, before anyone knew what happened, Seiko was naked.)

Everyone but Seiko and Jewel: GAH! *covers their eyes*

Ashley and SeikoLover: *slowly peek through their hands*

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