Short Stories

#6- Sims4

I hate starting a new nine weeks here because if I get one bad grade then I go from a 100% to a 60%. For Language Arts, I got an F on a homework-one that shouldn't have been graded anyways cos that's dumb-and now I'm going to have to spend my 2 remaining months trying to fix it. You know how much that sucks? It sucks a lot.

A large house sat in a small neighborhood. The house was filled with many children, all different from each other. An anorexic gay boy. A boy whose parents couldn't tell he was a boy and named him Dorothy. A mesh of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. Cracker McCrackerson. All types of people.

Now, next to this wonderful household was a rather stramazing character. His name...was Papi Baguette. He lived in a secluded swamp with many a tree. His house is very small and has barley anything in it. He also pees outside in a toilet throne surrounded by flowers. You may think he is weird but he is just like you and me. He is in love with the anorexic gay boy next door. The boy is named Fergalicious.

One day Papi decided he had found the courage to go speak to Fergalicious. He walked over and knocked on his door. It opened almost immediately. Papi was not a brave fellow and had a lot of social problems. So when he sat down and introduced himself to the blessed Ferg himself, he was rejected. Papi ran all the way home.

From that day on, Papi spiraled into insanity. He was extremely rich so he bought 900 packets of flowers, vegetables, herbs, and fruits. He then bought like, 200 flower pots to plant them all. He now spends his time planting every seed.

What poor Papi didn't know, was that Fergalicious was a racist and only rejected him because of Papi's race...(Which is NOT cool)
Papi is a Shrexican.