OMGOMGOMGOMG
WHO KNEW THAT GRAPE SODA CAN TASTE *hic*SPICY?! IS THAT EVEN *hic* POSSIBLE?! *hyena laugh* I GUESS IT IS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
WHAT IF STARS WHERE *hic* MADE OF CHEESE
WHAT IF MILK *hic*WAS CLEAR
WHAT IF I HAD AN INTERGALACTIC FORCE *hic* FIELD THAT SHOT NYON PURPLE *hic* LAZERS, PLAYED 'I'M SEXY AND I KNOW *hic* IT' AND BEAT UP *hic* AWESOME MONSTERS.
WHAT IF I COULD TURN INTO A*hic* TITAN
WHAT IF I WAS MAN'S STRONGEST?!
TITAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSS *SUCKER PUNCHS MICROWAVE*
WHAT IF*hic* I WAS A KISHAN
WHAT IF I ATE SOULS
WHAT IF EYEBALLS *hic* WERE EDIBAL
WHAT*hi* IF WE WERE REALLY IN A TV SHOW AND*hic* ANIME CHARARACTER WATCHED US
WHAT IF SENPI *hic* DOESN'T NOTICE ME
*CRYS A RIVER*
WHAT IF I WAS *hic* REALLY A CAT
MROOOOWWWWW OWO
OMFGMYOTPSAREEVVERRRRYYYYWHAAARRREEEE HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
WHAT IF I *hic* JUMPED OVET THE MOOOOON
WHAT IF *hic* I WAS A SCONE
WHAT IF I WAS *hic* REALLY A STATE.
WHAT IF I *hic* WAS AN *hic* ASSASSINNNNNNN
LIKE FROM *hic* ASSASSIN'S CREEEDDDDD
THAT *hic* WOULD BE AWESOME
WHAT *hic*IF I WAS A HOST CLUB*hic* MEMBER?!?
*SCREEEEEECHHHHHHHHH*
HIKARU *hic* AND KOURU ARE MIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
WBENNSMFKSMSMCNDNFNRNFJWMFNDND
I'm tired. [proceeds to pass out on the floor*
