Oneshots!

The Roast of All Time

Italic is Jazz

And who are you?

I'm editing Jazz! We have been over this before!

Places in two!

"Hey Laurance, what are you doing?"

"Not you"

"Haha, very funny"

"Unlike you"

"Now you are just being stupid"

"Still smarter than your mom"

"My mom is a very intelligant woman!"

"To a rock"

"You're a rock"

"I would still be smaller than you if I was a boulder."

*looks down at body*

*looks at a boulder*

I'm pretty sure the boulder is stronger than you!

*silence*

That's right! I always win!

Tell me about it. I always have to fix your grammatical mistakes and you take the credit.

Actually, spell check does that job for you.

How would you know!

I'M YOU! WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE!

So! You have no evidence!

Do I really need any?

...

That's what I thought.

I stand CORRECTED!

Author's note-

I was bored, didn't want to work on PIF, and GT live wasn't cutting it for me today, so I decided to roast everyone!

Thank you guys so much for show tunning in, and I hope you enjoyed!

Jazz out-