Well an algebra teacher went to work one day
And he was feeling rather tired
He was in a bind, for he was way behind
And he didn't want to get fired
So later that day when he saw his class slacking
And he knew he was out of luck
He pulled out a gun, jumped on his desk
and screamed,"Class you better listen up!"
"I don't know if you have realized
but i'm really fed up with you all
For when you students fail your tests
Im the one who takes the the fall"
"Now you kids have had your fun
At least from what I saw
So go ahead and cry, and prepare to die
Because i'm going to kill you all."
Well the entire classroom was in shock
For they didn't know to do
And everyone began to whimper
As the teacher paced the room
He grabbed a girl in the front row
And forced the gun up to her head
and the he heard a voice yell from the back row
And he couldn't believe what it said
"Stop it," the voice called out
Witn such a courageous tone
And it wasted no time in demanding the teacher
To leave the poor girl alone
The teacher pulled the trigger with ease
And pushed the lifeless corpse onto the floor
And he couldn't help but laugh hysterically
When he saw the voice's source
Christian was his name
But Chris is what he went by
And he was obviously quite arrogant
For the poor boy could barley multiply
"Sit down Christian," the teacher laughed
While the class was quite aghast
"Sit down, shut up, and stay there
And maybe i'll kill you last."
Chris said, "Sir I sincereley apologize
For intterupting your class
and we may be plain, but your insane
and i'm going to kick your ass."
The teacher said, "Well I admire that about you Chris
But you have nothing to prove
So fear my wrath, for i'm good at math
And I know i'm better than you"
Chris said, "Well sir I don't understand
Therefore I completley disagree
So now we've met, let's make a bet
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Ballad of an Algebra Student
PoetryIt's a common fact that sixty seven percent of American students consider algebra to be their toughest subject. Of course their teachers probably aren't like the one in this ballad...