hay guyz i will b ansering da kwestions (I'm only doing the ones that were in the "leave questions here" section)
Q: can people eat clouds?
A: no
Q: are you still dating arzaylea
A: did u meen avucudo ?
Q: why are you dating an asparagus?
A: it's avucudo
Q: do you even lift?
A: yus fite me!!
Q: can I ride your dick to narnia?
A: avucudo will sh00t me in da dik
Q: if a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere... which way does it spin at the equator?
A: triangl
Q: bend down and spell run
A: dats NOOT a kwestion silly
Q: er u jelis of malum?
A: no i gots asstin
Q: y do u do teh foot thing ?
A: becuz fuk da police cumin straight frum da unda grund
Q: wood u beecome straight fir meh bootiful self? *hairflip*
A: no u r NOOT slick
Q: ish melum reel af?
A: u betcha
Q: tell arzoboomafoom 2 stop steeling ur shirtz !!!
A: cent u see im tryin ????
Q: wuts yur sc
A: lukeisabigbootyho
Q: whyz du u liek dat gurl arazebra and is muke alivez and leshton ded
A: muke iz a dizeaze. leshton rise
Q: can I touch ur face
A: yus boo
Q: my kwestion iz y did I ruin da 69 comments?
A: becuz u is a munster
Q: r u upside down smiley face tht leshton is ded ded ded
A: r u upside duwn smile face tht ur dreems of me fuking my bff mikey are ded ded ded ??
Q: du u liek gurls wit piercings?
A: yus I luv myself
Q: du u liek tenwty 1 pilotos?
A: tyleer bannd me frum talkin 2 jush
Q: y u dating arzvocado when u have mikey?
A: so u giyz will stop shuving mook in meh face but it cleerly didn't werk
Q: r u the dominant one?
A: no. am a bby princezz
Q: do you put the cereal before the milk, or the milk before the cereal?
A: yes
Q: y r u so fabulus?
A: becuz i have amazayn fanz
Q: CAN U CALL THIS PHONE NUMBER 1-800-SUCKMYASS? AND R U LARRY AF?
A: da caller hung up on meh. and yus. am lerry af
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lewk's diry
Fanfictiondeare diry, 2day me mum wooped me bum bc i tryd 2 smoked da mareewana gretetee swig biotch sry mum luv lewk
