Confession

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Jungkook-ah what have you requested priest Min Suga for

Juancock: I have a confession to make Father

Father Min Suga: And what will that be?

Juancock: Im gay,Im not innocent,I sucked Jimins dick,I stole noodles from Jins plate, I curse and yeah..

Father Min Yoongi: Well damn Jungcock wtf man i thought you were so innocent it turns out no tf your not way to burst my damn bubble how many times?

Juancock:what?

Father Min Yoongi: Did you suck his dick dumb fuck

Juancock: over 5 

Father Min Suga: At least your not a hoe lets pray 

Dear god,

Please do not punish jungcock because of all the wrongeth doings he's done you can't deny he is cute asf so his face makes up for it. Also cut J-hoe's dick off he might want to shove that up Jungkookies ass please cut that nasty pucci stanking noodle looking bear scratched peanut sized shit off. Please bestoyeth your blessings onto Jungkook-ah and let him be a new person let him get that pucci he wants so bad. Please let the crackhead of namjoon stop being such a fucking monster freak i swear ill chop off his nipples one day. Back to J-hope get his crusty horse looking having ass a lesson like why tf he come begging for my dick nah bish thought you was get back where you came from yes i mean yo moma pucci. In the name of jesus 

ALL HOES BISHES FUCKSTARDS WEEDHEADS CRACKHEADS CRUSTY HOES J-HOES PUCCI LICKERS DICK SUCKERS BEET ADDICTS JIMIN PERVERTS KOOKIES 

SAY AMEN

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