How I'm going to come out as Pansexual to my family

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I'm just gon' send lil' hints like

"GAY IS GOOD"
and
"PHAN IS ALLOWED"
and the latest
"GAYYYYYYY"
which is plastered on my wall

And then they would have to ask me

And then I say "ye"

Then it either goes like "sin" or "win"

I do sure fucking hope it's win or imma go batshit crazy and flip my shit

Like come the fuck on

Then there's this method

"MOM THIS IS HOW I FELT WHEN I TRIED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND"

"DAD I FELT LIKE THIS BECAUSE I KNEW THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT SAID YES"

And this too

"YO UNIVERSE LOOK OUT I MIGHT BANG YOU"

So yeah if you have any other shitty ideas on how I should scream out my inner pink blue and yellow go crazy I give no shits

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